PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then t